French Fighter Pilot

The brave French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his Swedish girlfriend, Helene, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Helene leans over to Pierre and says "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Helene's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Helene. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Helene says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest. "Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Helene. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Helene leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights it on fire. Helene shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, she throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"